10/10
Absolutely! Here’s a lighthearted and funny hotel review for an excellent two-night stay:
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Came for the towels, stayed for the emotional healing”
Let me start by saying this: I came in a sleep-deprived goblin with caffeine in one hand and emotional baggage in the other. I left feeling like I’d just done a silent retreat at a five-star spa hosted by angels in business casual.
The bed? So comfortable I had a mild panic attack thinking I’d died and gone to heaven. The pillows cradled my head like they’d been personally fluffed by Oprah. The sheets were so soft, I considered checking the laundry tags for “unicorn fur.”
The staff were friendlier than my mom’s book club after two glasses of wine. They greeted me like I was a long-lost royal heir finally returning to claim the continental breakfast.
Speaking of which—the breakfast. I’m not saying it changed my life, but I did make eye contact with a croissant that gave me closure on a past relationship. The waffle station had me rethinking my career path. I could live here. I should live here.
Even the hotel gym was nice enough to look at while I walked briskly past it to get snacks from the lobby.
10/10. Would fake a stressful week again just for another two nights of pure enjoyment.
Jennifer
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