Looking for a vacation that keeps your teens entertained without breaking the bank? We found the place! Just a heads-up: if you’re expecting a Fairmont or Four Seasons experience, you might want to lower those expectations—or bring your sense of humor.
First off, beach chairs are like unicorns here. By 7 a.m., they're all claimed by invisible sunbathers and their trusty towels. It's a towel-hoarding extravaganza!
Our room had a certain "rustic" charm. Think creaky floors, toilets that sing the song of their people, and a balcony that could use a spa day. The front door had a unique feature: it doubled as a floor polisher.
Security was innovative, with an iron mailbox standing in as a safe. Housekeeping kept us on our toes, with towel and toilet paper surprises worthy of a game show.
The elevators are a nostalgic trip back to the '90s. If you're in a rush, the stairs offer a workout and a scenic view of the hotel's many, many steps.
Dining at Bahia Steakhouse was unforgettable. The meat was so memorable, it might just inspire a newfound love for salads. And if you’re dreaming of a milkshake from Coffee & You, keep dreaming.
Prepare for epic lines at every food and drink spot, with solo staff members bravely battling the hungry crowds. It's like a reality show, but with more snacks.
Lastly, if you enjoy a good obstacle course, this place is perfect. With more steps and levels than a video game, your chances of tripping are high—especially after dark.
Lower expectations.