Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

3.0 star property
Inn with a 24-hour front desk, a quick walk to Ten Kate Markt

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Reception
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The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom | Free WiFi, bed sheets
Nestled near Vondelpark, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offers an eclectic retreat with a charming bar and Thai cuisine restaurant. Connect to WiFi, unwind on the serene terrace or get lost in a book from the library. Helpful staff and multilingual support make for a smooth stay.

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • 24/7 front desk
  • Non-smoking
  • Free WiFi

Main amenities (9)

  • Daily housekeeping
  • Breakfast available
  • Self parking
  • Terrace
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Library
  • Multilingual staff
  • Luggage storage
  • Bike hire
The current price is ฿1,966
฿2,389 total
includes taxes & fees
2 Nov - 3 Nov

Room options

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Showing 21 of 21 rooms

Basic Quadruple Room (The Blue House Downstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Tram)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Invisible Room Downstairs)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Mr. de With)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 13 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room, 1 Double Bed (Mrs. de With)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 17 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Crisis Free Zone)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Economy Room, 1 Double Bed, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase S)

8.6 out of 10
Excellent
(4 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 5 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Quadruple Room, 1 Bedroom (Casa No Casa)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(1 review)

Highlights

Separate bedroom
Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 Double Bed and 2 Single Beds

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase L)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 9 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Secret Bookcase M)

9.6 out of 10
Exceptional
(5 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Queen Bed

Basic Double Room (Secret Bookcase XL)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 14 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Printed House)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 8 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Sin City Ground Floor)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Double Room, Ensuite (Poison Ivy 7)

7.0 out of 10
Good
(6 reviews)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 15 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Sin City First Floor)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 7 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Volkswagen T1)

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(2 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 6 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room, Shared Bathroom (Casa No Casa 13A)

8.0 out of 10
Very good
(1 review)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 11 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Secret Bookcase Whitey the White)

10.0 out of 10
Exceptional
(2 reviews)

Highlights

Individually decorated
Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Simple double room, shared bathroom (Invisible room upstairs)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 20 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

The Sun Room, Shared Bathroom

7.4 out of 10
Good
(3 reviews)

Highlights

Daily housekeeping
  • 12 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Basic Double Room (The Blue House Upstairs)

Highlights

Private bathroom
Daily housekeeping
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

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About the area

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Piri Reisplein 34, Amsterdam, 1057 KH

What's nearby

  • Vondelpark - 14 min walk - 1.2 km
  • Van Gogh Museum - 4 min drive - 1.9 km
  • Rijksmuseum - 5 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Anne Frank House - 6 min drive - 2.4 km
  • Heineken Experience - 6 min drive - 2.9 km

Getting around

  • Schiphol Airport (AMS) - 23 min drive
  • Amsterdam Lelylaan Station - 5 min drive
  • Amsterdam RAI Station - 9 min drive
  • Amsterdam Amstel Station - 9 min drive
  • Witte de Withstraat Stop - 3 min walk
  • J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) - 5 min walk
  • Hoofdweg Stop - 7 min walk

Restaurants

  • ‪Dönerland Eethuis - ‬6 min walk
  • ‪Cafe Goldmund - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪Coffee Company - ‬5 min walk
  • ‪The Coffee Bridge - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Benji's - ‬1 min walk

About this property

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam puts you a short five-minute drive from Vondelpark and Leidseplein. Also, The 9 Streets and Rijksmuseum are a short five-minute drive away. The helpful staff and bar get good marks from fellow travellers. Public transportation is only a short walk: Witte de Withstraat Stop is 3 minutes and J. P. Heijestraat Stop (7) is 5 minutes.

Property amenities

Food and drink

  • Buffet breakfast (surcharge) each morning 8 AM–noon

Services

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Bike hire

Facilities

  • Terrace
  • Library

Accessibility

  • Wheelchair-accessible public bathroom
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk
  • Wheelchair-accessible registration desk height (centimetres): 120
  • Wheelchair-accessible restaurant
  • Handrails in stairwells
  • Stairwell handrail height (centimetres): 110
  • Bathroom emergency pull cord
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only

Room amenities

Sleep well

  • Bed sheets provided

Freshen up

  • Hairdryer (on request)
  • Towels

Stay connected

  • Free WiFi

More

  • Daily housekeeping

Fees & policies

Refundable deposits

  • Breakage deposit: EUR 50 per stay

Mandatory fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges by the property at check-in or checkout. Fees may include applicable taxes:
  • An effective city/local tax rate of 12.50 per cent will be charged

Optional extras

  • Buffet breakfast is offered for an extra charge of approximately EUR 15 per person

Parking

  • Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night

Policies

This property does not have lifts.
Guests can rest easy knowing that there's a carbon monoxide detector, a smoke detector, a security system and window guards on-site.
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards and cash.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard, American Express, Diners Club
Cashless transactions are available.

Also known as

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Not Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Amsterdam
Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Inn Amsterdam

Frequently asked questions

Does Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam offer free cancellation for a full refund?

Yes, Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam does have fully refundable room rates available to book on our site. If you’ve booked a fully refundable room rate, this can be cancelled up to a few days before check-in, depending on the property's cancellation policy. Just make sure that you check this property's cancellation policy for the exact terms and conditions.

Are pets allowed at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Sorry, pets aren't allowed.

Is parking offered on site at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Yes. Self-parking costs EUR 35 per night. Parking spaces may be limited.

What are the check-in and check-out times at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: anytime. Check-out time is 11 AM. Contactless social distancing and check-out are available.

Is there an on-site casino at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam?

No, this inn doesn't have a casino, but Holland Casino (4-min drive) is nearby.

What is there to do at Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam and nearby?

Recommended spots to visit include Ten Kate Markt (10-min walk) and Foodhallen (11-min walk), along with Vondelpark (14-min walk) and Van Gogh Museum (1.5 mi).

What's the area around Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam like?

Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam is in Amsterdam West, a short 3-minute walk from Witte de Withstraat Stop and 14 minutes' walk from Vondelpark.

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Hotel Not Hotel Amsterdam Reviews

Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.2/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

7.6/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.0/10

Eco-friendliness

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What guests liked

  • Breakfast was excellent, with tasty and filling options, and a great value for the price. (10 reviews)
  • The on-site restaurant served high-quality Thai cuisine and provided a delightful dining experience. (7 reviews)
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Reviews

10/10 Exceptional

Very good

Amazing room, staff really kind
Bruno César, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Hotel not Hotel

Liv is a credit to your organisation, she was so friendly and helpful. The hotel is so quirky… we loved it
Stephen, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Property had everything we needed, staff especially Tamaka were super helpful and gave us advice as to where we should go and explore in the city as well as making sure we had a comfortable stay.
Edward, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Awesome hotel

Such a fantastically, quirky place to say. Loved it!!
Angie, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Quirky, fun hotel as only the Dutch can do.
Debra, 1-night trip

8/10 Very good

Quirky hotel in a good location out of the crowds of Amsterdam. Rooms are small, but was fine with two people
Corbin, 4-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Super cool theming!
Sarah, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

The staff is very friendly. It is only a few min walk to the tram.
Chuyang, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

The hotel design was unique, and the staff was nice. There was no air conditioning which was not ideal in the Summer, but there was a fan that helped.
Skyler, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Great place, great service!
Alexandre, 4-night trip

8/10 Very good

The staff was great. Tamara, Liv and Yasmina were nice. Mila could have been nicer.
kalan, 5-night trip

8/10 Very good

I loved the interior of this property! It was such a cool design and the room themes were awesome!
Madison, 3-night trip

4/10 Fair

Cute common areas, but the rooms are poor quality.
Thomas, 5-night trip

8/10 Very good

It was an "interesting" experience, especially sleeping inside an old Tram. But it was comfortable and bed was big. They do need to update the curtains. Bathroom was clean. Staff was hepfull and friendly. Location is nearby local transportation.
Antonio, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Super nice staff, clean room, great location and easy accessibility to public transportation.
Jeffrey, 6-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Watch the tramcar please

The Hotel not hotel is a very unique experience for stays in a great neighborhood in Amsterdam. The hosts were all very nice and helpful. They even offer an option to check in early for a small fee which was great because I was very jetlagged after I landed. I stayed in the Tramcar and the room was so charming. It stayed pretty cool too. Just be mindful of the curtains as it's all windows. It is more like a hostel as the tramcar does not have a bathroom but it's situated right next to the main shared bathroom that is well kept. Would definitely stay here again for a short visit!
Sherrie, 1-night trip

2/10 Poor

My stay was to last 2 days, but on the 2nd night I caught many bedbugs in my bed and immediately left the hotel and arranged a new hotel. There is definitely an insect problem. If you want to sleep with insects, you can stay here.
Olcay, 2-night trip

2/10 Poor

It was not a great spot / the rooms smelled like cigarettes so badly we checked out the staff were very kind about it.
Amber, 4-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

A really nice hotel for a very good price!
Mikhail, 4-night trip

6/10 Good

We stayed in the lower blue room. There were no reading lamps by the beds and no table or other furniture to put things, except for one chair. The foot end of the double bed had collapsed and offered no support. When showering, most of the bathroom floor got wet. The breakfast tasted good but offered quite a small selection. Hot chocolate and apple juice were not included. The staff was very polite and friendly but it took some time for them to show up when we and other guests rang for them. This place has a fun concept but needs to work on some things to raise its over all level. We will book another hotel next time we visit Amsterdam.
Anders, 3-night trip

6/10 Good

Felt Unsafe

Woken up late at night by a male employee opening our door and entering our room, doesn't make for a restful nights sleep. No explanation, no apology. Otherwise, an interesting place to stay.
Lisa, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

The atmosphere was very inviting The staff attentive and super friendly!
Sonja, 3-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

The whole place was amazing, never stayed somewhere like that before was all round amazing
Antonia, 3-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Such a fun place! Definitely will recommended to anyone I hear about heading over to Amsterdam!
Julia, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

It really was a unique experience. The staff was extremely friendly and helpful. I would realy like to visit again one day.
Alihas, 1-night trip