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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
Beachfront apartment within easy reach of Maho Beach

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Orchid | View from room
On the beach, sun-loungers, beach towels
Flamboyant | View from room
Sea Grape | Private kitchen | Full-sized fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Jasmine | View from room
When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves.

Reviews

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • Lounge area
  • Gym
  • Non-smoking
  • Laundry facilities
  • Air conditioning
  • Refrigerator

Main amenities (12)

  • 8 smoke-free apartments
  • Daily housekeeping
  • On the beach
  • Fitness centre
  • Beach sunloungers
  • Beach towels
  • Terrace
  • Air conditioning
  • Garden
  • Computer station
  • Self-serve laundry
  • Concierge services

Feel at home (6)

  • Kitchen
  • Private bathroom
  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Room options

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Hibiscus | View from room

Hibiscus

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 42 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Frangipani | View from room

Frangipani

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Bougainvillea | View from room

Bougainvillea

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 43 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Sea Grape | View from room

Sea Grape

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 53 sq m
  • Studio
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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Jasmine | View from room

Jasmine

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 47 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Flamboyant | View from room

Flamboyant

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 46 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Mimosa | View from room

Mimosa

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 60 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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Orchid | View from room

Orchid

Highlights

Balcony or patio
Separate dining area
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Kitchen
  • 55 sq m
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
  • 1 King Bed

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About the area

Map
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay

What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk - 0.7 km
  • Kim Sha Beach - 17 min walk - 1.5 km
  • Flamingo Beach - 4 min drive - 2.3 km
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 6 min drive - 4.9 km
  • Maho Beach - 9 min drive - 4.2 km

Getting around

  • Philipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.) - 11 min drive
  • Grand Case (SFG-L'Esperance) - 24 min drive
  • Gustavia (SBH-Gustaf III) - 19.3 miles/31 km
  • The Valley (AXA-Clayton J. Lloyd Intl.) - 11.9 miles/19.2 km
  • Saba (SAB-Juancho E. Yrausquin) - 28.5 miles/45.8 km

Restaurants

  • ‪Buccaneer Beach Bar - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪SkipJack Restaurant - ‬16 min walk
  • ‪Topper's Restaurant & Bar - ‬18 min walk
  • ‪McDonald's - ‬11 min walk
  • ‪Red Piano - ‬4 min drive

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

When you stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll be within a 10-minute drive of Maho Beach and Mullet Bay Beach. Guests can visit the fitness centre for a workout, and freebies such as WiFi and self-parking are added perks. A terrace and a garden are offered, and apartments have conveniences such as fridges and microwaves.

Languages

English
VISIBILITY

At a glance

Property size

    • 8 apartments
    • Arranged over 2 floors

Arriving/Leaving

    • Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM
    • Late check-in subject to availability
    • Check-out time is 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

    • The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
    • Guests will receive an email 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
    • If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
    • For any questions, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
    • This guesthouse does not have a 24-hour reception. Guests planning to arrive after 8 PM should contact the hotel in advance.

Required at check-in

    • Credit card, debit card or cash deposit required for incidental charges
    • Government-issued photo ID may be required

Children

    • Children (10 years old and younger) are not allowed
    • No cots (infant beds)

Pets

    • No pets or service animals allowed

Internet

    • Free WiFi in public areas
    • Free WiFi in rooms

Parking

    • Free on-site self-parking

Other information

    • Smoke-free property

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach towels
  • Beach sunloungers

Internet

  • Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free self-parking on site

Kitchen

  • Fridge (full size)
  • Stovetop
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Toaster
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Paper towels
  • Blender
  • Cookware/dishes/utensils

Bedrooms

  • Bed sheets provided

Bathrooms

  • Bath or shower
  • Towels provided
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet paper

Living spaces

  • Dining room
  • Sitting area

Entertainment

  • Games

Outdoor areas

  • Terrace
  • Balcony or patio
  • Barbecue
  • Garden

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have any requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • No lifts
  • Soundproofing
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Safe
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Luggage storage
  • Free newspapers (reception)
  • Front desk (limited hours)

Location highlights

  • Near the ocean
  • Near the airport

Things to do

  • Fitness centre

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 8 rooms
  • 2 floors
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Access via exterior cooridors
  • Property does not allow children
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Fees & policies

Policies

This property does not have lifts.
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip.
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property.
This property accepts credit cards.
Credit cards accepted: Visa, Mastercard
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property. The policies listed are provided by the property.

Also known as

Horny Toad Guesthouse
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
Horny Toad house Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Simpson Bay
The Horny Toad Guesthouse Apartment Simpson Bay

Frequently asked questions

Are pets allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Sorry, neither pets nor service animals are allowed.

Is parking offered on site at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Yes, there's free self parking.

What are the check-in and check-out times at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; check-in end time: 9 PM. Check-out time is 11:00 AM.

What is there to do at The Horny Toad Guesthouse and nearby?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse has a fitness centre and a garden.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a kitchen or kitchenette?

Yes, there is a kitchen, which also includes a blender, a coffee maker and a toaster.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have any outdoor private spaces?

Yes, each apartment features a balcony or patio.

What's the area around The Horny Toad Guesthouse like?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is a short 8-minute walk from Simpson Bay Beach and 17 minutes' walk from Kim Sha Beach.

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The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

Reviews

9.4

Exceptional

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.6/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Exceptional

Deb & Doug are accommodating and great to talk to to get ideas of things to do. Perfect place to stay!
Alexander, 5-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
marilyn, 2-night trip

6/10 Good

The view was amazing

10/10 Exceptional

The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
Christopher, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!

8/10 Very good

philippe, 3-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Dennis, 8-night trip

2/10 Poor

Valeria-ann, 2-night trip

8/10 Very good

David, 1-night trip

8/10 Very good

Christian, 3-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Overall very good!!
adriaan, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Jean, 4-night trip

8/10 Very good

Je recommande vivement
Très bon séjour Les Hôtes très accueillants Femme de ménage très gentille Lieu très agréable et paisible Superbe vue sur mer Très spacieux
ERIC, 2-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

What a beautiful place to sit back, listen to the ocean and relax.
Philip, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Rachel, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Fantastic place! Debbie and Doug are so nice and helpful! Right in the beach and close to everything.
Olenka, 1-night trip

10/10 Exceptional

Please don't even think of travelling to St. Marten unless you're going to stay at the Toad. When I arrived, four out of the eight suites were occupied by "regulars" who had been coming there for years. I found out why. A stunning view right on the water, steps to the warm sea. A parade of yachts going by. Always something to see. I enjoyed watching planes taking off and the sound was not bothersome. And then there's Debbie and Dan. You couldn't ask for nicer people. The nightly happy hour was a wonderful opportunity to chat with fellow travelers I didn't even rent a car for my six day visit. I walked to stores and restaurants You'll be happy to stay there!
frank, 4-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

Nice
nice. I can do without the airport and the plane noise but it would not stop us to book again. beach, garden, parking etc is super
Michiel, 11-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

We Shall Return
As being First Time Visitors to St Maarten, Cherry meet us out late when we got there due to some airline Delays and gave us the lay of the land. The waves pounded outside at the beach all night and it was super relaxing. The beach is 10 feet from the edge of the yard and it is absolutely beautiful. It was located near bars and breakfast places within walking distance on the beach or driving down the road.
Kyle, 4-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

Excellent location, great staff, great place to relax & get away from it all. Bars and restaurants close by.
Peter, 14-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

Great place to relax & unwind, right at the beach, with bars & restaurants near by,
Peter, 3-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

Een heerlijk verblijf!
Wat 'n heerlijke plek met mooie kamers en een heerlijk bed op 't strand! De gastvrije ontvangst en mooie tuin, ligstoelen, afgesloten parkeerplaats, alles is er! Een aanrader!
Nicolette, 3-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

quiet guest house on beautiful beach
Walk out of your room , onto white sand beach and into turquoise waters. Easy access to airport , restaurants, and water activities. Rooms are spacious with well-equipped kitchen. Fresh flowers and daily newspaper. Owners are great hosts, very helpful. They make you feel at home.
susan, 9-night trip
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

10/10 Exceptional

Just a overall great experience
We could not asked for anything more. We had such a great time, lots of walkable things to do and the staff could not have been nicer. We would so come back and tell all our friends.
This review was submitted before 2018 and has not been verified.

8/10 Very good

Gemütlicher Wohlfühlort
Das Guesthouse ist ideal für ältere Leute, die sich entspannen wollen. Man fühlt sich willkommen und wie zu Hause. Die Lage direkt am Meer ist wunderbar. Alles ist sauber und traditionell eingerichtet. Supermarkt und Restaurants sind ganz in der Nähe. Gleich nebenan ist der Flugplatz, ideal für Fliegerfans, manchmal sehr laut. Es hat keinen Pool, kein TV, aber sehr gute Internetverbindung. Wir werden wieder kommen.